The Dirty South

from A Hero Never Learns by Gary Floater

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I drank White Lightning when I was still in a crib
I had a moon pie smeared all over my bib
I punched my first grade teacher right straight in the mouth
Cause that’s how we do it in the Dirty South

Got a Dale Jr. tattoo here on my back
And my ears are still ringing from the NASCAR track
I punched Jeff Gordon right straight in the mouth
Cause that’s how we do it in the Dirty South

My baby takes her top off when we go to the lake
She’s soft and sexy but she’s mean as a snake
If I catch you looking at her punch you straight in the mouth
That’s how we do it in the Dirty South

The C.M.T. award show was a hell of a time
Tanya Tucker winked at me when was standing in line
My wife punched her right straight in the mouth
Cause that’s how we do it in the Dirty South
Yeah that’s how we do it in the Dirty South

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from A Hero Never Learns, released March 3, 2009

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